John Green (via aberforths-goats)
I am often asked how I came to write this particular exchange in Looking for Alaska. So here’s the story:
In high school, my friend Masa wore a fox hat as an emblem of protection whenever he was violating school rules, and when I asked him why he did this, he said, “Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.”
So…yeah. that’s why.
My SAT reading and writing scores
My math score
"just imagine the person that hates you, imagine the person that doesn’t believe in you and look in the mirror and say ‘bow down, bitch’"
Let’s be honest here, I would make such a shitty companion.
My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”
Hundreds of people OK’d this.
i refuse to believe this was a real movie im like 97% sure i hallucinated this
so when something like this happens tumblr (and twitter) go nuts and here are a few of the good ones..
and the best one of the day
Thanks for making me laugh through all of this :3
This has been such a beautiful evening.
current mood: that girl who found out her best friend has been eating drywall for the past seven years
people who refer to old music as “real music”
old music IS real music.. are you stupid? People who listen to the shit that comes out these days are just… ugh, don’t even get me started. For instance, I would much rather listen to the beatles or Queen then listen to some shit called, ‘what does the fox say’
Oh dear…. that was probably the most depressing thing I’ve seen all week
oh my god Mariah what happened…this sounds like ME attempting to sing this song
live pitch correction kills
ariana grande truly is the next supreme
I feel like something happened before she went on stage or something, because she’s obviously distracted and not focusing on breath support…
↳ objects that held Elsa down + letting them go
eating really nasty food at someones house
and we all feel a simultaneous punch to the gut.
but!!!!! this is so important!!!! this is such a potent metaphor for how much bad things are glamorized in our society like eating disorders or self harm and so you have these little kids seeing it made dramatic and beautiful and i just!!!! catching fire u did so good u did so fucking good